These fake pictures sure have a knack at placing naked celebrities in weird, often psychedelic settings, huh? I can just picture their department meeting. “Sure we can make them look like they’re naked in bed with our mad photoshopping talents, but why do that when they can be naked while beside the AWESOMENESS OF AN ERUPTING VOLCANO WITH LAVA?? Do I hear a yay, team?!?” That’s the overimaginative CEO speaking, to which his photoshopping peons glumly obey their boss’ fucked up ideas and look for stock photos of a volcano erupting, and add a dash of seashell in the picture so it meets the standard quota for weird in fake pictures. They’re then sent out into the world via the internet, but not before excessively thick, psychedelic borders are added and the celebrity’s name is slapped on to it in loopy typefaces, which makes a perfectly classy and well-made fake picture look like the poster for some lewd double bill flick in the 80s.
But would you really ruin your day with these excusable flavorings surrounding the main attraction, which is a naked body manipulated to look like your favorite celebrity? Of course you wouldn’t, you’re a guy. What’s a little dash of glitter and exploding mountains when there’s a perfectly good set of tits and a pussy to cancel it out? And a pussy attached to a celeb like Julia Stiles, no less. I guess the dude behind patching together these freaky backdrops was just banking on the idea that some guy out there might have an overly complicated sexual fetish involving crustaceans and falling soot while in the throes of fucking. Are there even, like, companies behind these awesome, naked pictures of Julia Stiles, if I may ask? Or is it just one greasy-faced guy working in the basement for hours on end, with the weird add-ons on the pictures his only means of escape from a dull day’s work of sticking celebrity heads on to naked bodies? He’s probably desensitized by all of it now, I suppose, but we’re lucky we’re the guys in the receiving end, and we’ll never get sick of tits, pussy, and all the fucking in between, am I right?