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Julia Stiles is one talented pussy spreader

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Julia Stiles sure has some equally classy and trashy movie choices. On one side, she’s got the Shakespeare adaptations rolling out, and on the other, dumb chick flicks. But in all fairness, her chick flicks are actually modern adaptations of even more Shakespeare plays. What does she see in the English playwright anyway? Does she have a thing for dead, effeminate wordsmiths? Or do those jester ruffles make her want to rub her clit? It’s a silly proposition, but it’s the perfect intro for my main argument: Julia Stiles getting into her nasty side on with these hot, naked pussy pictures. How that even relates to what I just said previously, I have no fucking clue. I’m just hungry, dude. The delivery guy came too fucking late.

So, while I’m waiting for my lunch to be sorted out, here’s Julia Stiles making sure the camera’s focusing on her Shakespeare-humping pussy. I could do with a couple of these for lunch, and another bushy substitute for dessert. I’m sure Julia’s pussy wants to do some eating too, to which my cock so readily responds. I didn’t really think Julia Stiles was too pretty to begin with, but after seeing these hot, fake naked pictures of her, my perverted theories have been materialized into an actually fuckable chick with a fetish for pussy spreading and iambic pentameters. The latter being a crudely disguised alias for cock, all for keeping the theme of the post. If you guys are starting to get sick of Julia reading verse upon verse of painfully mellifluous BS a la Shakespeare, just stick your cock in her pussy to shut her up.