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Julia Stiles should be naked

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

I never gave thought whether Julia Stiles could make up for not being too pretty by Hollywood standards by showing what she’s got when naked. She’s no whiz in landing smart movie choices, especially not when she can give herself an excuse to get naked. There is this film of hers which sees her naked in bed, but I won’t even bother posting stills of it, since the covers are tugged right up her collarbone, which is the most ripped off you could get at a movie that plays around with the idea of a bed scene. Also, it’s a creepy movie with William H. Macy in it as a pedophile, so no. So all in all, the chances of us seeing Julia Stiles pop her tits in a movie is nil. It’s a sad world we live in when one more celebrity chick comes out with the sensibility and propriety of a Puritan. Feels just like the day Santa ceased to exist in our consciousness. Sigh.

But even if we can’t change Julia Stiles’ mind, we can still force her body to do it, with these awesome fake, but still incredibly hot and incredibly naked pictures of her. See, Julia, you actually look good–better, even–when your tits are hanging out, given that you actually have the same cup size as the unfortunate lady person who had her head scratched off of the picture for your convenience. Perhaps, the second picture mimics your figure better? Suppler tits, more suitable for playful grappling and not intense tit-fucking that a triple D could afford a horny dude? Pussy-wise, I know you’re still quite tight around that area, and I know just the guys who can do a bang-up job, if you catch me, of splitting you open and staining your virginity, quite literally, with cum. Actually, it’s you guys who I was thinking of tearing open Julia’s pussy flap, so if you could just head over to Julia Stiles’ naked pussy and titty pictures and get started?